Five-year-old girl to friend: Listen, Julia, this is probably going to sound really bitchy, but shove it.
–FAO Schwartz
40-ish man on cell: I bought this bitch sneakers and Tims, and I ain’t even seen no pussy!
–Forest Hills
Overheard by: Mary D
Old man: That’s when I knew that bitch was the bitch for me.
–84th & 1st
Overheard by: Mikey
Pretentious professor with ponytail: Bitch could convey everything with an ellipsis…
–69th & Columbus
