You Have a Magic-Marker Penis on Your Forehead

Blonde: No, what’s funnier is that this girl is Asian and she can’t use chopsticks.
Brunette: Hahaha… Why can’t she use ChapStick?
Blonde, slowly: Chop-sticks… Why did you laugh if you didn’t get it?

–Hayden elevator, NYU

Overheard by: Jackster