Angry waitress: When Patty's mad, she goes to church. It don't help her!
–Diner, Fordham Rd
Hobo, punching brick wall: I'm not mad! I'm just testing my knuckles!
–Outside Webster Hall
Guy on street to female: Don't get mad or nothing, but you're a temporary hoe.
–Fulton Mall
Asian girl to Caucasian boyfriend: She's like, 'why are you mad?' and I'm like, 'I'm not mad. That's just my face.'
–West Village
