Middle-aged optimist: That's just the way it is, you're sitting in lemons and suddenly you get lemonade!
–JFK Jetblue Terminal
NYU guy to friends: I have a drinking problem. As in, when I drink water, I spill it all down my front. (demonstrates) See? (chuckles) Drinking problem.
–NYU
Undergrad girl: Yeah I'm, like, not a big fan of orange juice. Like, unless it's fresh-squeezed and, like, I'm in Florida or whatever. Otherwise, like, there's no need for that.
–Columbia University Gym
Brownstone Brooklyn mom to Packer-uniformed son holding bottle of orange soda: Honey, that has too much sugar. We have plenty of pomegranate juice at home.
–Brooklyn Trader Joe's
Overheard by: Steve
