A Meeting Of the United Underminers’ Union

Loud girl: Okay, so what the hell did you do to your eyebrows?! They’re so sparse and choppy! I don’t even know how to get eyebrows to look like that! All I know is that they certainly didn’t look like that yesterday. I mean, did you take scissors to them or something? I can’t stop staring at them.
Meek girl, frantically scrambling for mirror in purse: I… don’t know, I mean I plucked them a little! Oh my God!
Loud girl: No… they look great, relax.

–JFK Airport

Overheard by: Susan