She’ll Love Them Once We Get Rid of the Termites, Though

Hipster chick: So yeah, between the surgery, the funeral, the infestation, and getting laid off, it’s kinda been a shitty fortnight.
Butch chick: That’s a rough deal, man.
Hipster chick: The only comfort I have is that my mom likes her new boobs.

–Matt’s Grill