A NY Story with a Midwest Conclusion

Hobo: Sorry to interrupt, but I’m starving. Please help me to get some candy and a soda.
Chick: How about a perfectly good pear? You know, if you’re so hungry.

The hobo walks away angry and disgusted; 20 feet later he turns around to give her a dirty look.

Chick: Obviously you’re not that hungry–and it’s called pop!

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: James Lin