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…A Professional Man

Hipster girl, clearly on first date: So what do you do?
Hipster guy, in deadpan voice: I'm an animal trainer for the circus.
(unbearably long pause)
Hipster girl: Wow.

–The Gate, Park Slope

  • Posted on October 25, 2010
  • Animals & Nature, Dating, Hipsters, Jobs & Careers, Park Slope, Questions
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