After the Performance, the Lollipop Guild Filed Suit Against Him

Older lady: Oh, Dwight, I know! I know!
Older gentleman: Yes, and the costumes looked like they were designed by homosexual children!
Older lady: Haha!! Homosexual children!
Older gentleman: Not even full‐grown ones!

–New York City Opera’s production of Semele

Overheard by: bisexual opera student