Almost As Skinny As My Conscience

Executive: You know, when you have a lot of money, you buy a lot of things you don’t need or don’t even ever use.
Associate: I know. I know exactly what you mean.
Executive: I mean, I buy clothes sometimes that I’ve never even worn. I give a lot of them to my housekeeper.
Associate: Me, too. I give my small clothes to my housekeeper — he’s very skinny.

–Crosby & Spring

Overheard by: Lowly Laborer