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And He May Also Want to Have Sex with You

JAP #1: So, Brian was flirting with me all day yesterday.
JAP #2: Oh my god, he sooo wants to get in your pants. Or, in your case, leggings.

–Soho

  • Posted on January 19, 2016
  • Clothing, JAPs, Soho
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