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And Many Mojitos

Queer #1: Do you think you could kill a man?
Queer #2: Yes, but it would take weeks.

–Cafe, Greenwich Village

Overheard by: Don’t ask, don’t tell

  • Posted on February 12, 2019
  • Murder, Queer guys, Restaurants & Cafes, Time
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