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Attack of the Moongoloid

Texas girl: Oh look, y’all! It’s a half moon. That means tomorrow will be a 3/4 moon, and then the next night will be a full moon.

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: andybennett

  • Posted on August 24, 2014
  • Animals & Nature, Midwesterners, Stupidity, Williamsburg
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