Guy #1: I love Tom Brady — not just the fact he’s a great football player, but he knocked up that hot chick, too.
Guy #2: I know, man. He’s a real handsome guy.
Guy #3: Yo, I was just thinking that, too! I would eat his asshole.
–Outside Ski Bar, 72nd & 5th, Bay Ridge
Overheard by: stevesoph
