Because Then I Whack Them With My Tire Iron

Old-School Italian man: So you got a dog?
Old-School Italian lady: I got a French bulldog. The fuckin’ yuppies love it. They come up to me and go, “Oohh, is that a Frenchie?” That’s why I got him.

–D’Amico Foods, Court St, Carroll Gardens

Overheard by: A Yuppie at the next table