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Better Get It To Go

Man: Excuse me, waitress!
Barista: I’m not a waitress.
Man: Kidding… What’s your name?
Barista: Alyenne.
Man: Do you spell that like “Alien”?

Barista glares.

Man: Kidding…

–168th & Broadway

  • Posted on August 29, 2022
  • Baristas, Men, Names, Restaurants & Cafes, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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