Bras Sink into a Zone from Which No Light Escapes

Woman #1: So get this — my friend can wear any color bra she wants with any color shirt and no matter what she wears, you can never see her bra through her shirt.
Woman #2: Wow, how does she do that?
Woman #1: I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s flat chested.

–Elevator, Midtown office building