But distantly enough that scoring a Wendy’s employee is a toss-up.

Employee: That’ll be $2.79
Customer who ordered Hi-C and fries: Why wasn’t the Hi-C 99 cents?
Employee: You didn’t ask for the 99-cent one.
Customer: Well, I want the 99-cent one. I’m not Sean John… I look like Sean John… I’m related to Sean John.

–Wendy’s, 56th & 8th