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Butt Light?

Grumpy tourist father: I’m gonna stick that Shirley Temple where the sun don’t shine!
Tourist son: But I have light in my butt!

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: supersillious

  • Posted on June 2, 2023
  • Bryant Park, Threats, Tourists
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