Skinny jerk: Yeah, so she’s about a buck ten now, five foot two.
Fat jerk: Oh, that’s great.
Skinny jerk: Yeah, but I had to beat it out of her.
Fat jerk: [Stares.]Skinny jerk: How much do you weigh now?
–Dunkin’ Donuts, 14th & 6th
Overheard by: Shusha
