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Constipates Anonymous Meeting

Dude: Sorry I couldn’t make it Friday night. I heard it was quite a doody.
Chick: Yeah, it was so good that everyone shit their pants.

–32nd & 7th

  • Posted on September 28, 2015
  • Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Friends, Rumor Has It
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