Dicks Give Me Heartburn. True Story.

Construction worker #1: You want some fruit? I got two tangerines and a banana.
Construction worker #2: I'll take the tangerines.
Construction worker #1: Not the banana?
Construction worker #2: No.
Construction worker #1: It's the dick thing, isn't it.
Construction worker #2, silent for a moment: No. They give me heartburn.

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