Dr. Ruth: It’s Extremely Important to Mix Up Your Sex Life

Man #1: So, I was just chillin’ out on my porch relaxing when all of a sudden the retarded kid across the street comes out of his house gently yanking his dick, then goes calmly back inside!
Man #2: Where were his parents?
Man #1: Out at the store. He’s old enough to watch himself. But get this — five minutes later he comes out again like a bat out of hell, wearing nothing but a ski hat and winter gloves, jacking off like crazy!
Man #2: What the fuck?!
Man #1: Then, when his parents get back I tell them what happened and his dad tells me, ‘Hmmm, he usually does that on the back porch…’

–Central Park