Dustin Diamond, Is That You?

Thug #1: You a Zack Morris-lookin’ motherfucker. Show him your gun.
Thug #2: We can be your body guards… Fuck up AC Slater for you.
Thug #1: Word. Get us some fine white bitches with Zack Morris.

–Alley next to Hogs & Heffers

Overheard by: Time to Call Mr. Belding