Eggs: Is It Wrong to Envy Our Sister Who Got Scraped Last Month?

Teen girl #1: Do you ever talk to your eggs?
Teen girl #2: Like, fridge eggs or baby eggs?
Teen girl #1: Baby eggs.
Teen girl #2: No?
Teen girl #1: Well, I do. I mean, they might be a baby eventually!

–Brooklyn Tech

Overheard by: Julie