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Eh, I Just Don’t Feel Like a “Lenny”

Receptionist #1: If you got married, would you change your name?
Receptionist #2: Yeah.
Receptionist #1: To his?

–Doctor’s office, W 58th St

Overheard by: Russ Wall

  • Posted on September 19, 2014
  • Coworkers, Names, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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