Eventually He Struggles to the Surface and We All Breathe a Sigh Of Relief

80-something lady to another: I saw Bertie and his lady friend at the state fair. Yes, she's a large woman, tall and quite big. I mean, you could say that about a lot of people, but she's very large. When she hugs him, it's all lady and no Bertie!


Overheard by: poor bertie!