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Explain the Assless Chaps, Then

Fat lady walking Pit Bull: The cop told me I have to put a muzzle on my dog.
Friend: Are you?
Fat lady: Hell no. Does my dog look like he’s into kinky shit?!

–115th & Broadway

Overheard by: nassah

  • Posted on July 21, 2023
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