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He Can’t Look Himself–Glaucoma

Old man: A-ha! I got it. I want to be with a younger woman!
Guy: No, no you don’t! Why? Why?
Old man: Are you kidding me? Look at them.

–55th between 5th & 6th

  • Posted on December 12, 2014
  • Horny, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People
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