Woman: Bye, see you around!
Parks guy: Bye! Dream of me! You might wake up wet.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Nicole Weber
Woman: Bye, see you around!
Parks guy: Bye! Dream of me! You might wake up wet.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Nicole Weber
Queer: That girl shows her tits for pizza. She’s like an heiress or something, but she’s also a hooker on Craigslist.
–Marie’s Crisis, Grove Street
Guy: You’re much prettier than some random girl I saw at the airport
yesterday.
–12 Chairs, Macdougal Street
Hipster guy: I have a sexual thing for zombies.
–4th & D
Man on cell: What do you mean, “you are deeply fucked”?
–St. Mark’s & 2nd
Overheard by: ljdes
Woman on cell: She looks like the kind of person who would giggle during sex.
–Christopher Street
Doorman: I feel sexy today!
–81st & CPW
Overheard by: Brad King
Black chick: Damn, girl! You know you be fly when the boys in the yarmulkes be checkin’ yo’ ass out!
–Broadway & 110th
Overheard by: Max Ravyn
Girl on cell: Mom, I don’t know what he’s supposed to have in his fridge, I usually don’t see anything but his sheets…
–75th & 3rd
Old lady: You were sexually active when you were 9?
–76th & 3rd
Overheard by: Pinsy
Girl: Stop staring, pervert.
Guy: You ain’t all that hot.
Girl: I am not a hamburger! You can’t eat me!
–3 train
Overheard by: Jose
Queer #1: So is your physical therapist cute?
Queer #2: “Cute” as in “do I want to do him cute”? Yeah.
Queer #1: Well, that can be a great incentive to do well.
–NYSC locker room, 16th & 8th
Guy #1: Hey, check out the headline in the Daily News: Free Viagra for Pervs.
Guy #2: Woo-hoo! When do I get mine?
–Washington Square Park
Chick #1: What’s the matter?
Chick #2: My fucking tits are sore and I’m starting to get horny. My period is probably coming. Shit.
Chick #1: That happens to you too? I thought it was just me.
Chick #2: I am so fucking horny I would fuck any man right now.
Chick #1: You got it bad.
Chick #2: I’ll just go home and use my vibrator, what the hell.
–68th & Lexington
Overheard by: princess
Puerto Rican chick: Ooh, first the wife beaters and now the Axe? I’m not going to be able to keep my hands off of you!
–Walgreens, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Jason
Queer: My sister is so concerned about her son playing with dolls because it will turn him gay. I’m like, “It’s not because I was playing with dolls that I was gay, it was that I looked at a guy and got a hardon!”.
–Japonica, University Place
Overheard by: Rick T
Editor: So she went to this party in San Diego and got slipped a roofie. The guy couldn’t even get her home. She had to be taken straight to the hospital. It’s one of those things that you feel terrible for her, but also find awfully titillating.
Art Director: Wow. Crossing the line…
Editor: Hey, I will not keep secrets from myself or you!
–Midtown office
Woman on cell: Oh baby, I was having a sex dream about you and in it you bit my neck so hard I woke up all sweaty….wait, hold on, my boyfriend is on the other line.
–7 train
Overheard by: Sassy_Girl
