Queer: That girl shows her tits for pizza. She’s like an heiress or something, but she’s also a hooker on Craigslist.
–Marie’s Crisis, Grove Street
Guy: You’re much prettier than some random girl I saw at the airport
yesterday.
–12 Chairs, Macdougal Street
Hipster guy: I have a sexual thing for zombies.
–4th & D
Man on cell: What do you mean, “you are deeply fucked”?
–St. Mark’s & 2nd
Overheard by: ljdes
Woman on cell: She looks like the kind of person who would giggle during sex.
–Christopher Street
Doorman: I feel sexy today!
–81st & CPW
Overheard by: Brad King
Black chick: Damn, girl! You know you be fly when the boys in the yarmulkes be checkin’ yo’ ass out!
–Broadway & 110th
Overheard by: Max Ravyn
Girl on cell: Mom, I don’t know what he’s supposed to have in his fridge, I usually don’t see anything but his sheets…
–75th & 3rd
Old lady: You were sexually active when you were 9?
–76th & 3rd
Overheard by: Pinsy
