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Especially Not While She’s Rare

Girl: Stop staring, pervert.
Guy: You ain’t all that hot.
Girl: I am not a hamburger! You can’t eat me!

–3 train

Overheard by: Jose

  • Posted on September 7, 2025
  • Creepsters, Eating Out, Etiquette, Food, Ghetto Chicks, Girls, Hootchies, Horny, Junk Food & Fast Food, Men, On the Subway, Pick-up Lines, Players, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Subway stations, platforms, etc.
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