He Was Cooking Up Some Unbeatable Spicy Rock

Man #1: Dude, you won’t believe who I just saw in the park!
Man #2: Yeah, I heard Avril was there.
Man #1: Fuck that shit, bro. I just saw Emeril there doing some Good Morning American shit. BAM!

–40th between Broadway & 6th

Overheard by: Gregorio