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He’s a Midget, Not a Broad

Girl: So a midget construction worker hit on me yesterday.
Guy: A midget construction worker? What was he building? Dollhouses?

–33rd & 7th

Overheard by: Laura Lou

  • Posted on April 14, 2026
  • Girls, Guys, Height, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
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