Sixth‐grade boy #1: What’s my stripper name?
Sixth‐grade boy #2: Sexy Frank.
Sixth‐grade boy #3: No! The names have to have assonance!
Sixth‐grade boy #2: My name is Horny Harry!
Sixth‐grade boy #1: I’m Lubricant Liam!
–121 Lincoln Pl, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Anna
