I Don’t Have the Nipples for Investigative Reporting, Though

Chick #1: Marketing is stupid. I should have been a weather girl. I would have been good at it. It’s nice today. It’ll be nice tomorrow. And it will be nice the next day. If I’m wrong, I’ll just show a little more cleavage.
Chick #2: Yeah, you do have good cleavage for a weather girl.

–Lenny’s Sandwich Shop, 23rd & 5th