I May Have Hurt Myself with the Lesbians, Then

Jock: Hey, you got a haircut.
Bored pal: Yeah, I did.
Jock: You don’t look like a lesbian anymore.
Bored pal: No, I don’t look like a lesbian.
Jock: Now you just look like a scary gay.

–Gym class, Bronx High School of Science

Overheard by: Lillian