I Put That Penis Down Hours Ago, Grasshopper. Why Are You Still Holding It?

Trendy college guy, about girl #1: We had really good sex last night.
Girl #2: That’s nice. Did you have really good sex this morning, too?
Girl #1: No way — his apartment was way too hot.
Girl #2: You could’ve did it in the shower…
Girl #1: Oh, yeah, we didn’t think of that… Oh, well, I’m over it.

–47th & 9th

Overheard by: Janice