I Told Her I’d Text Her in the Morning… And She Believed Me

Chick #1: My mom just sent me a text message.
Chick #2: What’d she say?
Chick #1: "I love you." And I said, "Is this your first text message?" instead of saying "I love you" back. She said it was her first time! So I told her, "You’re no longer a virgin." My mom lost her text-message virginity to me!

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: tanechka