I Was Too Busy Pouring This Acid on His Face.

Innocent-looking six-year-old girl, about brother, who is curled up on the ground, clutching his privates and crying, to highly suspicious mother: But mummy, I'm so small, I can't hurt him. I didn't kick him in his willy!

Jephson Gardens
Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep