I’d Do a Little More Homework First

Dude: I was at a wedding and this guy asked me if I thought my cousin was cute.
Friend: What did you say?
Dude: I said no, because she’s my cousin. But then he said that she isn’t really my cousin.
Friend: So, are you going to hit that?
Dude: I’m thinking about it. I was like, ‘Whoa!’

–75th & Broadway