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If It’s a Mugging, You’re in Luck!

Conductor: You know what stop this is?
Alabaster college prep: Harlem?
Conductor: Mmm-hm… Hope you find what you’re looking for, son.

–125th St station, Harlem

  • Posted on December 13, 2007
  • Conductors, Harlem & Morningside Heights, NYC Geography, Preppies, Subway stations, platforms, etc.
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