Black customer: Hey, let me get that one. [Points at menu]Black employee: Which one?
Black customer: That one. [Points again]Black employee: Do you mean the smokehouse beef brisket?
Black customer: Yeah, the one in the picture.
Black employee, sighing: Black people!
Black customer: What? I’m not black. I’m Spanish!
Black employee: No you’re not. Prove it. Say something in Spanish.
Black customer: Como estas?
Black employee: See, you’re not Spanish.
Black customer: My name is Spanish.
–Quizno’s, 12th & Broadway
