If You’re Not Over Yourself at 30, We’re Not Friends Anymore

Chick: Before this summer, the last time I was in the city was winter break. Ben*’s fraternity was having a networking reception here and I came along as the trophy girlfriend, I guess.
Guy, coughing: Excuse me while I choke on all the WASP in that sentence.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Evie