Girl: There’s a new sex toy — it’s really advanced… You can choose how much body fat you want, change the skin color, everything.
Guy #1: Wait, do you inflate it?
Girl: No! It’s like a dead person you just fuck.
Guy #2: Wouldn’t it be a lot of work for girls?
Guy #1: Dude, she can just sit there.
Guy #2: But still, she has to hop! Like, hop up and down.
Guy #1: Dude, if it’s that advanced, I’m sure the cock moves.
Guy #2: Oh, true. Yeah, it probably has a boner.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: freckles
