In Which Case I Was Looking Forward to Spraying This Mace

Annoying fundraiser guy: Scuse me, miss, if I could have a second of your time.
(cute girl stops and takes off headphones)
Annoying fund raiser guy: I work for the Children's Rights Foundation and I'm collec…
Cute girl (interrupting): Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted sex.

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