Drunk lady: Have you seen my coat?
Girl wearing fake moustache: You didn’t bring a coat.
Drunk lady: Yes, yes I did, I had a coat. I put it right over…
Girl wearing fake moustache: No, I’m sorry, ma’am, you didn’t bring a coat.
Drunk lady: I know I brought a coat — I can’t find my coat!
Girl wearing fake moustache [hula-hooping her hips and pointing to her crotch]: Sometimes my vagina goes like this.
–Red Rock West
Overheard by: rachel
