Fratboy: A dude was walking around the dorm last night cradling a turd.
Chick: Eww! Like a real piece of poop?
Fratboy: Yeah, it was huge, really impresive.
Chick: Oh, that’s cool then.
Fratboy: At first I thought it was an otter.
–53rd & 10th
Overheard by: Bob Konkel
