It Was More Like a One-Some, His Parents’ Bathroom, and Hillary Duff on an iPod

Punk #1: You hear CBGB’s closed down?
Punk #2: Yeah, that sucks.
Punk #1: I had a threesome in the bathroom there during an Alkaline Trio concert.
Punk #2: Really?
Punk #1: No.
Punk #2: Nice story though.

–53rd St 7th Ave

Overheard by: Travis