Teen guy #1: I’m totally gonna dump Christine.
Teen guy #2: No way! She’s awesome‐hot! What did she do?
Teen guy #1: Yesterday she asked me why chicken breasts don’t have nipples.
Teen guy #2: That’s nothing! Why are you gonna dump her over… Oh… She probably doesn’t know about your dud nipple.
Teen guy #1: Dude! Don’t call it that!
Overheard by: eating